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The Offenders

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The Offenders
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imightbebill
1377 days ago
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josephwebster
1368 days ago
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Read it carefully
Denver, CO, USA
norb
1371 days ago
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That one took me a second
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kleer001
1377 days ago
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Worth the wait
davelevy
1376 days ago
Thanks for mentioning it. Thought it was a bad call because it was taking so long
theprawn
1378 days ago
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Oh snap
jsled
1378 days ago
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:D
South Burlington, Vermont

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - ADHD

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Hovertext: Dad! It's 3AM! I don't wanna paint the shed again!


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satadru
1382 days ago
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Humor aside, amphetamines are the first line treatment for ADHD...and adults have ADHD too.
New York, NY
reconbot
1382 days ago
I was prescribed them for a bit a while back and boy until you get used to them, it's a rush. You'd have to take more to keep the rush effect and that eventually kills you.
fxer
1382 days ago
Seen it prescribed for speeding up metabolism for weight loss as well, in that case though it had to be discontinued after causing some fairly severe mental delusions

Squirrelphone

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After a while, the squirrel starts making that beeping noise and doesn't stop until it hops back up onto the stump.
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imightbebill
1612 days ago
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LOL WTF??!!?!?
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alt_text_bot
1622 days ago
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After a while, the squirrel starts making that beeping noise and doesn't stop until it hops back up onto the stump.

Synonym Movies 2

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There's also the TV show based on the hit Hot and Cold Music books: Fun With Chairs, Royal Rumble, Knife Blizzard, Breakfast for Birds, and Samba Serpents.
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imightbebill
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Professor Whip, HA!
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mburch42
1644 days ago
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Just realized it's been a while since I watched a Professor Whip movie.
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1645 days ago
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There's also the TV show based on the hit Hot and Cold Music books: Fun With Chairs, Royal Rumble, Knife Blizzard, Breakfast for Birds, and Samba Serpents.

How To Dig Up Dinosaurs III

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DISCLAIMER: Paleontologists can look like anything. They do not necessarily all have rad glutes, but it helps since most of their job is squatting to pick up fossils

PS, did you know stratigraphy is actually super easy, I was just being a whiny baby about it. I got spooked on those dumb crumbly hills, they shifted under your feet and what if I fell down!! I wound up recording the data which is important, I guess. Still, I was the worst and all the TAs and my fellw students probably wished I would go home. The lesson here is: do not take me hiking, I am the worst.

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imightbebill
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This is why all paleontologists look like models posing as paleontologists. I lol'd.
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Jump

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Or that I'm at least following the curve of the Earth around to land ...
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imightbebill
2083 days ago
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Those are my favorite dreams too!
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Lacrymosa
2091 days ago
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I love dreams like this.
Boston, MA
skorgu
2092 days ago
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It's not just me!
francisga
2093 days ago
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Alt text: "I hope I'm at least following the curve of the Earth around to land ..."
Lafayette, LA, USA
marcrichter
2090 days ago
Given the lateral distance travelled, he does follow Earth's curvature - disappointed in this one! ;-)
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