DISCLAIMER: Paleontologists can look like anything. They do not necessarily all have rad glutes, but it helps since most of their job is squatting to pick up fossils
PS, did you know stratigraphy is actually super easy, I was just being a whiny baby about it. I got spooked on those dumb crumbly hills, they shifted under your feet and what if I fell down!! I wound up recording the data which is important, I guess. Still, I was the worst and all the TAs and my fellw students probably wished I would go home. The lesson here is: do not take me hiking, I am the worst.